Uncle Roger's Notebooks of Daily Life

Friday, September 07, 2007

Miscellaneous Jared Quotes

While making sandwiches:

"Do you want some tomatoes? I'll squish them."

June 3, 9am

To his sister, at the top of the stairs with a cardboard box:

"It's a box roller coaster. You get in and I'll give you a push."

"It's only three steps high so it won't hurt anybody."

June 5, 9:15pm

Looking at a picture of two little people:

"I would say to them, you're different than me, but you can still be my friend."

June 6, 8am

Describing a toy lizard:

"This is a friendly lizard. He loves kisses."


Musing on current politics:

"Do you know why we're naughty children? It's because out president is naughty. He makes us do naughty things."

"I want to call the president of the United States to welcome America to our house."

August 20, 8:30am

Journal Description

My life is, to me, ripe with frequent challenges, occasional successes, spontaneous laughter, adequate tears, and enough *life* to last me a lifetime. To you, however, it surely seems most pedestrian. And therefore, I recycle the name I used previously and call this my Notebooks of Daily Life. Daily, because it's everyday in nature, ordinary. These conglomeration of events that are my life are of interest to me because I live it, perhaps mildly so to those who are touched by it, and could only be of perverse, morbid curiosity to anyone else. Yet, I offer them here nonetheless. Make of them what you will, and perhaps you can learn from my mistakes.