Uncle Roger's Notebooks of Daily Life

Questions

L. asked a few questions which I thought I'd give a bash at answering.

1. What was the last thing you prayed for?
   I haven't prayed in decades so I can't really remember, exactly. The last things I seriously hoped for, however, were that Sara would be a girl (we didn't know and Rachel really, really, wanted one) and that my dad would get better.
2. What was the nicest thing you ever did for someone else?
   Does not killing my siblings count? Let's see, I bought a cookie for a coworker. I loaned my brother-in-law money for lunch one day (he didn't pay me back and I don't plan on mentioning it.) Other than that, I can't think of anything. I tend to be more on the receiving end of nice things than on the giving end.
3. What do you think about to cheer yourself up when you`re down about something?
   Well, if I need a little confidence booster, I imagine something like a Beretta 92 tucked into my belt in the small of my back. Or, I imagine winning the lottery and buying my yacht. Yosemite works too, especially the grand canyon of the Tuolomne and Waterwheel Falls.

There ya go. That'll teach you not to ask questions.